Hi, I have an ask for you about Struggling Dad AU, I just love my little honey baby, Houran~ and the ask you answered totally loves it.
So, if Wukong was overprotective of Macaque when he was pregnant with Houran, it got me this funny idea! Imagine Wukong baby-proof the whole FFM XD. Can you imagine that!! And he probably would get aggressively angry if he sensed an unwanted visitor approaching and he goes ape shit on them.
Haoran won’t be born yet cause he far into the au so it’s mostly Yan Hao.
But! Wukong wouldn’t baby proof the island since he did have Yan Hao on the island when he was a cub. Also Macaque would be there this time so mama Macaque would be hovering his baby. Also yes he would get very protective if an uninvited visitor come to his island when Macaque is preggy.
Hi i'm a big fan of your work and I just found your yandere wukong au and idk if someone has asked this before but could macaque even stand up after his "punishment"?
And will yandere wukong and macaque have a cub in the future?
Yes he can still stand up but he’ll get up quickly if it involves Mk. He cares deeply for Mk and wants him okay.
I’m still not sure about it but no they won’t have a cub because Macaque doesn’t want to have a cub. Though if they do it’ll be Yan Hao of course but Yandere Wukong wouldn’t let NO ONE to see his baby. But here’s a drawing of Yandere Wukong with his baby. ☺️💕
Found a Dutch style bike. Hand brakes. Step through frame. It’s so damn cute.
Now if I can just learn to actually ride it without eating pavement.
The guy at the bike place was so nice. He kept saying what’s good for people “getting back into cycling.”
Like, sir, I was very honest about the fact that I haven’t been on a bike since I was 7 and never got past training wheels. I’m not “getting back into cycling.”
He offered to let me “test ride” the bikes, and I was like, my dude. I will gently roll on the bike and try the brakes but I will not go for the pedals and eat pavement in your parking lot. Thank you. I will also be needing a helmet. Do you sell knee pads?
So, because the weather has been HORRENDOUS this week (hitting 100+ heat indexes by 10am), I’ve only been able to get outside and work on this about 30-45 minutes each day.
Started by lowering the seat, finding a slight hill, and just coasting/balancing and messing with the brakes as much as possible. This was basically all I did Tuesday and Wedneaday.
Today, I raised the seat up. (I had gotten to the point yesterday where I could coast long enough to go for the pedals, but because the seat was low, I kept missing them? I have bruises on my ankles from misjudging where the pedals were.) Raising the seat made it MUCH HARDER to catch myself, but also…my feet found the pedals much more easily.
Definitely almost totally rode the bike. Maybe 3 full pedals in before I almost veered into a parked suburban? So.
That’s very exciting.
Honestly, maybe the hardest part has just been the intense embarrassment every time a neighbor drives/walks past or is on their porch watering or whatever. Which, no one has said anything to me, it’s all just me being self conscious and feeling silly. But hey, isn’t that just the perfect microcosm of learning a new thing as an adult.
I DEFINITELY JUST RODE A BIKE
Also definitely just had the 2 first proper falls on said bike and I wish I had knee pads. (The one that would have really hurt managed to land in the grass.) So I’m not good at riding a bike yet, but I definitely did. (I have a helmet. Knee and elbow pads are getting delivered today.)
The first fall was great. There was a car coming about 2 blocks down, so I try to move closer to the curb and brake, but there’s a storm drain there, so it’s just a slow motion of one foot goes down on the curb to help me stop and the other foot and bike keep rolling towards the storm drain until I’m doing half splits in the road.
And the man in the car very very slowly drives up, rolls down his window (the very strong smell of weed wafting from the car) and he’s like “yooooo you ok?”
And I go “ha. Yeah. You just saw my most embarrassing fall yet. But I’m ok.”
And he says “hey right on. At least you’re out here trying.”
Fucking LOVED this episode cuz I 100% expected Daria’s mom to side with the principle cuz she’s the adult. It was refreshing to see a parent stand up for their kid instead of blindly siding with the fellow authority figure
okay hear me out: i think it would be really funny if sherlock holmes played the trombone
like. instead of him playing those melancholy beautiful sad songs and stuff he busts out a trombone rendition of careless whisper. watson gets super annoyed every once in a while because he plays it like that slide whistle in that one spogebob episode?
and then one day when watson comes in with a newspaper and says “hey look our client got arrested” holmes is like “…” and turns around and picks up the fucking trombone and is like “whomp whomp whooooomp” and then watson fucking loses the last bit of sanity he had and yeah. i just think it would provide some much needed comic relief
one day watson just straight up yanks the trombone out of his hands and throws it out the window and holmes stares at him for a minute before turning around and taking out another trombone
Imagine, if you will, the harmonica. Pocket sized. Whenever he’s trying to think he just pulls it out.
IM SCREAMING AT THIS
You’re both weak /s
OH MY GOD DHDHDJJDJDJDJDJJDJDJD
WAIT WE’VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE KAZOO THIS WHOLE TIME
no one:
sherlock holmes at 3am:
Certified iconic thread.
Bold of everyone to assume he doesn’t canonically play the kazoo in the middle of the night and it’s just not plot relevant enough for us to be told that
