1. swornswans:

    bralpha:

    bralpha:

    so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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    his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

    well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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  2. saxypone:

    My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.

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  3. necrosparkman:

    Only in LA

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  4. xbox420:

    martymcflyinthefuture:

    Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

    where is my hoverboard

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  5. happycontender:

    they saw the chance

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  8. leavetheworldbehind:

    thegrimmgrimm:

    angrynerdyblogger:

    pr1nceshawn:

    When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

    *gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

    college

    Aqui hay unos grandes accidentes, grandes estupideces, y cosas ingeniosas. Pero nada bonito

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  10. kiyoic-lock:

    John move his hand to Sherlock’s neck, encountering with his shapely lip.

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